Can someone please explain to me

why alcohol is so cool?

I don't get it. Why would you ever want to be in a position where you have little-to-no control over your actions?

Are your lives not crazy enough as is? Am I biased because I have an obnoxious amount of energy which may lead people to think that I'm "on something" when I most certainly am not? What the heck is wrong with good old-fashioned chillaxing (for the guys), or makingsandwichesandchillaxing (for the girls). Now, I get that being less than sober can make dating and flirting more interesting, but if you have to actually inebriate someone else to attract them to you, then there's clearly a problem...

The same goes for drugs, and inhaling housekeeping products (fortunately, that one does not affect men). You're curious, fine, I get it. Go on, try it, but don't become a douchebag and "need it" all the time. All it leads to is problems in the end.

And for the love of burritos, please don't do stupid things unless you're with your dear friends who will risk their own safety to make sure you are okay. And even then, its not fair to put them in that situation. They love you. Respect the love. 

And if you're wondering; no, none of my friends that have me as their guardian just did something stupid. It's just a warning, a message, a thought, that I wanted to express.

I wanna be Jammin with you guys for a long time!

Love, Benjamin